How To Wrap A Cat For Christmas.
Anonymous asked:
SOS I told the girl I like that I want a butch gf and she said "I'm butch" and I got really flustered and went to go make dinner for us (bc I'm at her place tonight)
tenderlesbian-deactivated201807 answered:
uhh are you sure y’all arent on a date right now?
i don’t even know what to say
this is why we’re all single
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*Hits bong*
Cork boards…
I fucking love corkboards.
*Hits bong*
And corkscrews. Yes! Yes bc wine! We drink wine now and then it’s been a while but we like wine. I should get wine soon…
*Googles cork” for more cork-related stuff I might like and might want to share so other people can realize they like it or find out about it and then maybe like it too, and then *Clicks “corking”*
And then… 👇😱
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